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ShortHand: Wallis Simpson – The Nearly-Nazi-Queen of England

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RedHanded

True Crime

4.519.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

They said she'd mastered a Chinese sex technique that could "make a matchstick feel like a Havana cigar". Top Nazi Joachim Von Ribbentrop allegedly sent her 17 carnations for each night they slept together. After three botched facelifts, she became a bed-bound recluse scammed by her evil French lawyer.

Wallis Simpson – the woman King Edward VIII famously abdicated the crown for in 1936 – was no stranger to wild rumours: from exotic bedroom secrets to her not-so-secret love of fascism. But how much of the gossip was actually true

In this week's ShortHand, we're uncovering the real story of 'That Woman': the scandalous American divorcee who threatened to topple the British crown forever. 

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Ashley Flowers, creator and host of the number one true crime podcast,

0:04.5

Crime Junkie.

0:05.5

Every Monday, me and my best friend Britt break down a new case, but not in the way you've

0:10.0

heard before and not the cases you've heard before.

0:13.8

You'll hear stories on crime junkie that haven't been told anywhere else.

0:18.0

I'll tell you what you can do to help victims and their families get justice.

0:22.4

Join us for new episodes of Crime Junkie every Monday, already waiting for you by searching for

0:27.3

crime junkie wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello. Hello. Hello. And welcome to explaining why you're not listening to this podcast in German.

0:52.9

In December 1936, jaws around the British Empire dropped when the newly crowned King Edward announced his intention to step down from the throne to marry the woman he loved.

1:04.0

A divorcee from across the pond, Wallace Simpson.

1:09.0

In that moment, the course of the British monarchy changed forever and a new public enemy was born.

1:15.1

Twice divorced and, gasp, American, Wallace was the original Megan Markle.

1:22.9

It was ever thus, yet again.

1:26.2

She walked so Megan could run into a horrible, boring Netflix documentary series.

1:33.4

The press loved a hater.

1:35.5

The establishment shunned her,

1:37.3

and intelligence services were desperate to dig up as much dirt as possible on her,

1:42.8

including whispers of a scandalous dossier full of exotic bedroom

1:46.3

techniques, traitorous espionage, and even the odd Nazi romp. The world knows Wallace as the

1:52.7

bewitching siren the king chose over his duty. But was it the most romantic love story

1:58.3

of all time? Or just a royal situation ship that went a bit too far.

2:03.1

From her origins as an ambitious Southern bell

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