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🗓️ 6 December 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. Hello. You know what we're going to say. We are coming to North America for a live tour in 2023. |
| 0:07.3 | And I will sing the star-spangled banner and also learn the Canadian anthem. Oh Canada, that's the bit. |
| 0:13.8 | That's what I know though. I assume there is more. So yes, we are coming on tour. |
| 0:17.6 | And this is very exciting guys because if you are listening to this on the day of release, |
| 0:22.3 | then pre-sale tickets for all patrons are out two day right now. Maybe I don't know the timing. |
| 0:28.9 | It's out today. So please head on over to patreon.com slash red handed for all of the links and |
| 0:34.0 | the secret passwords you need to get your tickets right now. We're going to spreading ourselves |
| 0:39.5 | all over like butter between March and April 2023. So make sure you grab your tickets. If you're |
| 0:45.2 | not a patron, don't worry. Everyone else's tickets are going on sale on Friday, the 9th of December, |
| 0:50.8 | which is this week. And links will be available directly from our website redhandedpodcast.com. |
| 0:55.8 | Don't fuck with anyone else. They always fuck it up. Just redhandedpodcast.com. Don't make |
| 0:59.4 | the same mistake we made. And we'll see you on the road. Yay! |
| 1:15.8 | For hundreds of years, scientists have been trying to figure out what separates us, |
| 1:21.0 | good, law-abiding citizens, from violent murderous criminals. In the late 1800s, a man regarded |
| 1:28.6 | by many as the father of scientific criminology, Dr. Cesar Lombroso, studied incarcerated criminals. |
| 1:36.8 | Lombroso believed that criminals were kind of a sub-human being, a step back on the evolutionary |
| 1:43.6 | ladder. And after years of study, he concluded that criminals could be identified by their physical |
| 1:50.8 | characteristics, even in theory, before they committed a crime. Now, the cleverest among you |
| 1:58.1 | know that we are talking about the pseudoscience for anology, the practice of measuring the bumps |
| 2:02.8 | on a person's skull in order to determine their personality traits. I would be in big trouble, |
| 2:07.5 | because the back of my head is totally flat. Oh, dear. Got a shelf going on. If I ever lose my |
| 2:13.2 | hair, it's over. Oh, no. It's honestly such an unbearable shame. Oh, no. My friend who had a |
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