Hello, hello. Welcome to Shorthand, where we don't say names, we just say facts. No names,

just facts all the time, exactly. So, tour, tour, tour. Where are we going on tour? Yes,

exactly London, palladium and then we have an Edinburgh show, a Manchester show, they are going so fast,

there are a handful of tickets left. Please, please, please go and get them. And then we have much

many more tickets in Helsinki, Oslo, Stockholm and Berlin, so go and get them while they're hot,

redhandedporkast.com. You've got time, but not much. No, you do not. So, go do that. We've got a

fucking stellar show lined up for you. So, if you fancy doing that, fancy coming hanging out with us,

for a fun night of turbo wine and frankly, jaw-dropping business, then get your tickets. Get your tickets.

Business only. Now, on with today's Shorthand case, that's why you're all here. So, the Dominican

village of Salinas has two rumours that circulate about it. Firstly, that some people, usually men,

have feet that look like lobsters. And also, that some of their children go through an extreme

physical change as they become adults. Now, puberty is a nightmare. No one is going to

deny that. Give us your best one. puberty horror. Oh, raging acne. Absolutely raging,

raging acne. Catastrophic. It was so bad. Now, obviously, people do have it much worse. I was

really lucky. I didn't have like cystic acne or anything like that. And honestly, if you have

that, if you've suffered with that, my heart breaks for you. It's absolutely the worst. I think,

like, I know we're not hitch-talk about acne, but I think it's just one of those things that

is so incredibly frustrating because everything that's advertised to you as this will fix it,

doesn't fucking fix it because it's hormonal. You have to go to a doctor. And your parents

always are like, oh, you'll get over it. You could just take me to the doctor. And then I wouldn't

have to go through this. So that, for me, was it? How about you? I never had particularly problematic

skin. However, I did have like the world's heaviest periods. Like world ending. I just thought

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