ShortHand: King Ferdinand VII – History’s Biggest D**k

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True Crime

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🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

As long as a walking stick. A billiards cue. Thin as a nub of wax at the base, thick as a man’s fist at the tip.

These are just some of the eye-watering descriptions of what King Ferdinand VII – Spain’s worst ever king – was allegedly hiding beneath his britches...

This week, H&S are lifting the sheets of the royal bedroom to meet a king who wrecked an empire, traumatised his young brides, and left the Spanish court buzzing with scandal – all because of his deeply unfortunate anatomical affliction.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Ashley Flowers, creator and host of the number one true crime podcast,
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0:27.3	crime junkie wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello
0:43.5	How
0:44.4	Welcome to
0:48.3	I can't remember the word for short
0:51.3	Short Mano
0:52.6	Pekeno Mano Oh, perfect I don't think this Never mind Can't remember the word for short. Short mano.
0:55.8	Pekeno mano.
0:56.7	Oh, perfect.
0:57.8	I don't think this.
0:58.8	Never mind.
0:59.8	Alta's tall.
1:00.3	I know that one.
1:03.8	I unsurprisingly have never actually had to use the Spanish word for short.
1:05.4	Let's look it up.
1:07.9	Cota.
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