ShortHand: Big Man on Krampus & Further Festive Folklore
RedHanded
RedHanded
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🗓️ 13 December 2022
⏱️ 28 minutes
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We’ve got spectral horses, metal-nosed crones, flagellating fiends and, most importantly, hairy little gremlins with enormous dicks…
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hi and welcome to Christmas Shorthand. |
| 0:17.4 | It is Christmas short, Christmas short and we just brought you a short Christmas |
| 0:21.9 | Connery taking the place of Miss Rudy Barler tonight. |
| 0:25.1 | No it is of course, Christmas time and we thought since you were |
| 0:29.9 | all a bunch of spooky bitches but it is still Christmas. |
| 0:32.9 | Can we call them spooky bitches on shorthand or do we have to call them shorty pants? |
| 0:36.9 | Shorty pants? |
| 0:37.9 | That's a terrible name. |
| 0:39.9 | As someone who's been called that much of a lie. |
| 0:42.9 | I don't want to call our lovely listeners that. |
| 0:45.9 | You can call yourselves whatever you want shorthanders but it is Christmas and it's spooky |
| 0:50.9 | because this is Red Handed Shorthand. |
| 0:53.9 | So with the birthday of the big JC just around the corner we thought it was a |
| 0:57.9 | very beautiful Christmas. |
| 0:58.9 | A happy birthday. |
| 0:59.9 | Jesus Christ superstar. |
| 1:00.9 | We thought it would only be right to celebrate this in true Red Handed Star. |
| 1:05.9 | With a whistle stop tour of the world's freakyest folklore. |
| 1:09.9 | That's right, we're going to take you around Europe with the four most fucked up festive fairy |
| 1:15.1 | tales that we could find. |
| 1:17.3 | When do you think about Christmas, Rudy Barler, what do you think about? |
| 1:20.2 | I think about waking specifically. |
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