ShortHand: Big Man on Krampus & Further Festive Folklore

RedHanded

Wondery | RedHanded

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4.5 • 18.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

This Christmas, we thought it was only fitting to take you on a tour of the most frightening festive folklore we could find.

We’ve got spectral horses, metal-nosed crones, flagellating fiends and, most importantly, hairy little gremlins with enormous dicks…

Happy Holidays!!!

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0:00.0	Hello, hi and welcome to Christmas Shorthand.
0:17.4	It is Christmas short, Christmas short and we just brought you a short Christmas
0:21.9	Connery taking the place of Miss Rudy Barler tonight.
0:25.1	No it is of course, Christmas time and we thought since you were
0:29.9	all a bunch of spooky bitches but it is still Christmas.
0:32.9	Can we call them spooky bitches on shorthand or do we have to call them shorty pants?
0:36.9	Shorty pants?
0:37.9	That's a terrible name.
0:39.9	As someone who's been called that much of a lie.
0:42.9	I don't want to call our lovely listeners that.
0:45.9	You can call yourselves whatever you want shorthanders but it is Christmas and it's spooky
0:50.9	because this is Red Handed Shorthand.
0:53.9	So with the birthday of the big JC just around the corner we thought it was a
0:57.9	very beautiful Christmas.
0:58.9	A happy birthday.
0:59.9	Jesus Christ superstar.
1:00.9	We thought it would only be right to celebrate this in true Red Handed Star.
1:05.9	With a whistle stop tour of the world's freakyest folklore.
1:09.9	That's right, we're going to take you around Europe with the four most fucked up festive fairy
1:15.1	tales that we could find.
1:17.3	When do you think about Christmas, Rudy Barler, what do you think about?
1:20.2	I think about waking specifically.
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