Hello! Hello! Hello! Welcome to Short Hand, where we tell you interesting stuff for

about 20 minutes. That sounds about right! But before we can do that, we have to remind you

that we have another show called Red Handed, the Full Fat version. And Red Handed is going

on tour and you need to go buy your tickets for shows in Edinburgh. And Shows in London.

And Shows in Manchester, Shows in Dublin, Shows in Helsinki, Stockholm, Oslo, Go and Get

Them Tickets, Red Handed podcast.com. It's the most important thing you'll do today.

It really is. We have got a fucking crazy case that if you follow us on social media, you

will have seen little hints, little Easter eggs of what we're going to talk about our

live show. Because, if you're thinking, well, I've been to a live show recently, I've

seen it. You haven't seen shit. Because it's the brand new tour, bitches. So if you want

to see it, buy your tickets. But for now, we love talking about humans who have sex with

animals on this show. So we're doing it again. We really, really do.

Charles Bukowski once said, find what you love and let it kill you. Which are, by all means,

good words to live by. Except, however, when what you love happens to be getting fucked

by a horse. In this week's shorthand, we'll be exploring the story behind the ever-informed

famous viral Mr. Hans video and discuss the morality of engaging in bestiality. The

history of bestiality goes all the way back to the prehistoric era. There are numerous

cave paintings depicting men laying with animals in a biblical sense. And of course, there

are a myriad of mythological stories involving the same. The most famous example of mythology

might well be Zeus seducing later, whilst in swan form. But for the most part, humans

having sexual relations with animals has always been frowned upon, and even punished by executing

both the person and for some reason the animal involved. Interestingly, Roman civil law made

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