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Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Short Suck #39: The Abolitionist John MF'n Brown

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.721.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

You'll be hard pressed to find a man who stood for his convictions more firmly than John Brown. John was an white abolitionist willing to do more to end slavery than any other man - of any color - in America in the 1850s. It wasn't enough for John to speak out against slavery, or to help freed slaves find freedom through the Underground Railroad. John felt that if slaveowners weren't willing to immediately free their slaves and renounce their ways, they deserved death. And he felt called by God to send them directly to their graves.

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0:00.0

Welcome to another edition of Time Sucks Short Sucks. I'm Dan Cummins and today I'll be sharing the story of a 19th century evangelical Christian who took his religious convictions incredibly seriously.

0:12.0

A man who truly believed he was an instrument of God brought to this world to strike a death blow to slavery in the United States, a spiritual assignment he considered a sacred obligation.

0:23.0

I'm talking about old John Brown, a fiery abolitionist, revolutionary, and all-around bad

0:28.5

motherfucker. A man who took the golden rule and the all men are created equal maxim from the

0:33.8

Declaration of Independence, deathly, seriously. A man willing to dish out death and sacrifice his own life

0:40.5

to bring about what he knew was right,

0:42.6

the end of slavery in America.

0:44.7

His raid on the federal armory at Harper's Ferry

0:47.5

is considered by many to be the spark

0:49.7

that went on to ignite the Civil War.

0:53.2

Words and ideas can change the world.

0:56.2

I hated her, but I wanted to love my mother.

0:58.3

I have a dream.

0:59.3

I'll plead not guilty right now.

1:00.8

Your only chance is to leave with us.

1:06.6

In the years leading up to his Harper's Ferry raid,

1:09.6

Brown would capture America's attention multiple

1:11.3

times for incredibly daring acts of violence carried out against slaveholders and other supporters

1:16.7

of the inhuman institution. One of these acts occurred almost a year before his infamous raid

1:21.9

when John Brown organized the lesser-known, but still wildly inspirational fuck-you move

1:26.9

against the pro-slavery southern

1:28.2

states. Brown and his financial backers from the north, a group of abolitionists referred to as

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