Welcome to this edition of Time Suck Short Sucks. I'm Dan Cummins and today I'll be sharing the story of Is Bigger Better, the scary world of penis enlargement.

If you're a woman listening and you like penis, do you really desire a triple XL porn star

size fallis if you do do you think that most of the other penis-loving women that you know

agree or are you maybe the exception to the rule? And if you're a man listening and you wish you had a bigger wizard sleeve,

why?

Have any partners ever complained specifically about your size or lack thereof?

Or is your perceived shortcoming all in your head? your surgery, please listen to this episode. I'd like to at least try and get you to

reconsider. If you don't want to pump up your boxer boa, listen anyway. The

world of cosmetic penis enlargement is fascinating. Final thing, uh, hot dock, I'm going to throw so much more dick slang your way today.

I hope that's good news. I mean who doesn't love getting silly from time to time

with some swamp lizard synonyms.

Words and ideas can change the world.

I hated her, but I wanted to love my mother.

I have a dream.

I'll plead not guilty right now.

Your only chance is to leave with us. Would you ever

surgically change anything about yourself? For most of us, you know we have at

least one but probably more like several physical features that we don't love about ourselves.

Maybe they're small, the color of your hair, acne or acne scarring, a little extra weight in your belly,

an off-white tint to your teeth you know you name it and many of these are fixable or should we say

changeable through relatively simple cosmetic procedures you know you can dye your hair you can wear makeup to cover scarring you can

work out you can dye it you can buy slimming clothes you feel better about your weight you

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