Hey and welcome to this short stuff. Shorties, there's Chuck, there's Jerry, I'm Josh, we're

all feeling kind of short, so this is short stuff. I'm feeling tall. Are you sure or why not?

I always feel like I'm six three. How tall are you? Oh, I used to be five, ten, now I'm

like five, nine and a half. Oh wait, I just realized this is a short stuff. We have no time

for this. Sure we do. So by the way, everyone, these, I know that when we started releasing these,

they were in the regular stuff, you should know feed on Wednesdays and then also in a stand-alone

shorties feed. And I think we just weren't quite sure how to handle that. Now we're just going

to stop that other one and just let them live here in the main feed, right? Where they've been

all along, but we're going to send our old little stand-alone friend out to pasture and chewed it.

All of which means to say is if you are only subscribed weirdly to that one thing,

not the regular feed, just come on over and join us on the regular feed. We're bringing

them home, baby. All right, so here's our dirty secret as we talked about this one time in a single

live event that no one listening saw. That's exactly right. And it was such an interesting little

piece of internet tidbit lore. Yeah, it's so perfect for this. It just cannot be left alone. So yeah,

we decided we were going to talk about the eye smell. Little eye, big smell. That was their slogan.

That was, so yeah, it is like a little lie because it was tied into that whole like apple push

of the late 90s early 2000s when apple was riding high and untouchable. Yeah, I guess they didn't,

you can't trade marks something like that, right? I guess not. Well, it's a little eye because

everyone, oh, not everyone, but seems like it's been co-opted since then. Sure. There's like eye

home, does all their like accessories and yeah, clearly companies that are not getting any kind

of approval from Apple has that whole eye thing going on. Yeah, so the eye smell just very simply

was a little, I guess you would call it a peripheral, a little device that you would put on your

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