Hey there, how are you doing? Welcome to the short stuff. I'm Josh. There's Chuck and Jerry's

here, which took up an extra couple of seconds mentioning Jerry. So let's get to it because

we just wasted some time.

Yeah, so if you remember about a year ago, dear listener, we did a podcast, a little

shorty on the Mona Lisa, and we talked kind of briefly about the fact that Mona Lisa's

eyes will follow you if you move about the room, like a horror movie painting. And that's

the thing. And we said, I think Josh even said, hey, you know, I want to do a show on

that. I like a regular shorty on that. That was a great Josh impression. You were,

hello, love. Let's do one on that.

Right. Jiminy crickets. So we did. This is what we're doing right now, Chuck. That's

right. The reason why, which will come later in the podcast, but the phenomenon of that

we've all seen on Scooby Doo and horror movies of moving around a room and the appearance

that the eyeballs of the painting are following you.

Right. So there's actual, like this is actually a thing as anybody who's ever seen it in

real life knows. But you may not have ever understood why. And it turns out that it's

one of the easiest things in the world to understand. One of the hardest things in the

world to explain for some reason. I had a hard time too. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Because once you understand it, you're like, okay, yeah, of course, that makes total sense.

But like I even had to go back and add some to this article that wrote this is a Josh Clark

Jam from the House of Work staff writer days. It's very House of Worksy too. And I had

to go back and add something from like I think some art site and another site about there

was like a forum among painters. There's this one painter's posting like, I can't make

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