Hey there, Ryan Reynolds here.

It's a new year, and you know what that means.

No, not the diet.

Resolutions.

A way for us all to try and do a little bit better than we did last year.

And my resolution, unlike big wireless, is to not be a raging a-a-h-ha-hares

and raise the price of wireless on you every chance I get.

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New customers on first three-month plan only.

Taxes and fees extra.

Speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited.

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Okay, hello.

Now, let's start with a warning.

This short story, it might potentially be triggering for some of you who are listening.

It deals with medical issues surrounding children and it's a really well-known case.

Now, hang on.

Before you reach to turn it off,

hold up for just a second.

I'm going to level with you.

I struggle with stories involving kids.

It kind of makes my whole body and everything just go weird.

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