Short King Battle

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jay shares a hilarious song by Corey Holcolm that expresses his appreciation for overweight, single mothers. | The L.A. riots are raging over immigration and youngsters are making TikTok videos about it. | Jacob contends that anyone with height under 5 feet 9 inches is not a human being. He believes that Bobby is a short king just like he and Black Lou are. Jacob is so driven to prove that Bob belongs in the short club, that he pulls out a tape measure. Jay measures Bob while he pronounces that he is average height and doesn't belong in the lollipop guild. Everyone enjoys beef jerky during the measuring. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crisen and Robert Kelly.
0:06.5	Oh, wow. I wanted to tell you of one of the most catchy things that were fans of Corey Holcomb
0:12.2	and his comedy and belief system. He has a song, it's been out for a while, so I'm not dropping any new bombs here.
0:22.6	But, because I hear, sometimes he plays it on his podcast, I listen, I'm
0:24.7	watching the podcast almost every week at this point.
0:26.9	If I can, this plays in the background
0:28.4	sometimes when
0:30.4	he goes to like break and then
0:32.6	they come back and do their plugs or whatever. It's just like
0:34.4	some part of the show they show his plugs
0:36.3	and play music that
0:37.5	he makes he makes like a loungey style like r and b songs that are always like the least they're supposed
0:44.0	to be funny but he also like croons the way he sings it is pretty funny so he's a creator too
0:48.7	very much creator right he'd probably get in on a on flanker and a heartbeat but uh eh
0:53.9	white owned he can come in on a flanker in a heartbeat. But, uh, ah, white-owned.
0:56.5	He can come in on the pool part.
0:59.3	This song makes me laugh, and it's the catchiest thing.
1:03.2	The chorus is the catchest thing ever, Christine, please.
1:16.6	This world has an abundance of resources. What?
1:18.6	If you have faith, you can go anywhere and find your way.
1:25.6	Ain't no doubt.
1:31.9	Everybody out there who believes in the true God understands what I'm saying.
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