Welcome to a new DML short. Quick hits of insight making you the smartest person in the room.

So to the people who are complaining about Trump bombing Iran, because they say that this is all Israel's doing, and they're so tired of having to protect Israel and getting involved in Israel's problems, which basically all tie back

to Iran. Let me ask you this, because this seems like common sense to me. We're already in this.

So let's say, for instance, we wipe out the regime, which looks like it's happening, and we

eliminate any chance for Iran to have a nuclear weapon, and we establish, or help establish, a pre-1979

secular Iran, where normal people are back in charge, they aren't Islamic extremists

who are trying to enforce Sharia law. Witness it be a great thing, because then Israel's not

going to need our protection around the clock anymore.

Because A, the Ayatollah Khomeini and all of his maniacs are gone.

And then number two, of course, is that no other Islamic country in the Middle East is going to

try to do the same thing that Iran did because, well, they see what the fate of Iran was.

So this would solve all your problems. You could still hate Israel, knowing the fact that we don't have to defend it every

single day. And for those people who love Israel, well, you're happy because the big bad wolf is

dead. People like me who don't hate or love Israel just want to be all about America first.

I feel a whole lot better knowing the fact

that I don't gotta be spending billions of dollars

anymore trying to protect myself

against the evil empire.

I don't have to worry anymore about the price of oil

going up and down and everything else crazy.

No nukes are going to be developed to be pointed at me.

And all by the way, 200,000 jobs will

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