Short Circuit - Marital Aids, Unisex Mullets & an Ick Cake

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Just when you think the 80s can’t surprise you anymore, you stumble across a gem like 1986’s Short Circuit, starring Steve Gutenberg, Ally Sheedy and Fisher Stevens. Erika and Paul don’t need to explain to those of you who have seen this movie what’s wrong with it. For those of you that haven’t...buckle up! -Erika offered both E.T. and Wall-E as palate cleansers. -Not to be outdone, Paul brought up My Cousin Vinny and WandaVision.

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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0:00.0	I was reading the Washington Post this week because I'm classy like that and I read newspapers.
0:05.0	Because you read things.
0:06.2	They reported that one in six Gen Z adults are LGBT and the number is growing.
0:11.4	And all I have to say to that is the classes are working.
0:16.1	Education works.
0:17.6	The propaganda machine.
0:20.3	Now, Paul, here's a crazy thought. Is it possible that one in five
0:24.6	people have always been queer? Hmm. Do you think that could be it? And it's just our societal binary that we
0:31.5	impose upon everyone. It might be, I don't know, oppressing people. Might be making people wait until they're in their 40s to be like, you know what? Yeah, no, I'm definitely a little gay. Yeah, I would definitely like to suck a dick before I leave this mortal plane, you know? Before I shuffle off this coil. Yeah, or perhaps I would like to know the love of a woman. Now that I've been sweat on for 40 years, I would like to...
1:01.9	Not if anyone has a sex with a man after hearing that, I don't know how they could. I don't know how they could. Oh, you're not, you're not doing it right. Rain on me.
1:10.2	Your face. Your face is so disgusting. I'm hitting a on me your face
1:11.0	your face is so disgusting
1:13.3	I'm hitting up the ladies
1:15.4	when we're done with this conversation
1:16.7	because I just can't
1:18.1	with all this bodily sweat
1:19.9	oh the best when you're having sex with the man
1:22.2	is if you don't know if they're sweating on you
1:23.7	or just spitting in your mouth you know
1:25.2	ha ha ha ha ha ha on you or just spitting in your mouth, you know?
1:42.5	Hey, I'm Paul. And this is That Aged Well.
1:46.0	Yesterday's pop culture today.
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