Welcome to Creature Feature Production of IHeart Radio.

I'm your host of mini parasites Katie Golden.

I studied psychology and evolutionary biology.

And you know what, folks?

This week, my brain.

It's poop.

I've got a serious case of poop brain.

So today I thought we'd talk about what's been on everyone's mind, poop.

Poop is a fact of life, it's a fact of nature, and sometimes it has very interesting evolutionary applications.

We're going to talk about poop as a weapon, poop as medicine.

Poop as well, just poop.

Joining me today is actor, comedian.

She's been in shows like Abbey's, Hacks, Abbott Elementary, Lucifer, and After Midnight.

Frankly speaking, she is overqualified for this show.

It is Kimia Biporneo. Welcome.

Wow, thank you so much.

Absolutely not overqualified for this particular subject, I'll have to say.

I don't think much about poop, and actually, when I do it myself, I try have to say. I don't think much about poop.

And actually, when I do it myself, I try to hide it.

So that's where I'm at.

I do like having the plausible deniability of like just not kind of thinking about what's going on down there when you're on the toilet.

Just being like, huh, I'm just sitting here

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