Shores

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Nowhere Comedy Club, Greg chats about Chrissie Hynde, Cher and the Circle Star Theatre.

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0:00.0	Happy Juneteenth, y'all.
0:10.0	Hooray here all once again.
0:11.0	The smartest amount of the world proof cast takes to the ether this time from the salubriest confines of the purpose of frutitude located right here underneath the glowing blue ball.
0:21.0	The ball that controls my mind and all of our destiny.
0:26.0	Once again we join Hansen, join hearts and try to find some solace in each other's company in this burning centroid of murder that is planet earth.
0:33.0	And yes, look at this week.
0:35.0	Oh my god, Juneteenth, Putin got the sads.
0:38.0	Is anything better than when Putin sad?
0:40.0	Oh yeah, only one thing.
0:42.0	When orange 45 cries.
0:49.0	Oh, I pressed the wrong button.
0:51.0	How unlike me.
0:53.0	Normally I'm so on the tech.
0:56.0	Despite what I looked like in my glasses, I wasn't in the AV department when I was at grade school.
1:00.0	So you can drop that notion right now.
1:03.0	Did I start the sun again?
1:04.0	I probably did.
1:05.0	Anyway, hooray.
1:06.0	I'm Greg, a meyama Gregorio.
1:07.0	Jennifer is just off to here.
1:09.0	She's the air shaft that leads to this gigantic, comodious room here.
1:15.0	I really can't show you all of it.
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