Shoplifters of the Third World *TEASER*
Red Scare
Red Scare
3.7 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2026
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Summary
The ladies discuss the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooter and shoplifting as political protest.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, but yeah, my point was Tracy, reliable. |
| 0:04.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:05.0 | Sticking up for Michael Jackson even years ago. |
| 0:07.3 | I like that he's really leaning into the bit now, though. |
| 0:10.1 | Of being like a pugilistic contrarian asshole. |
| 0:14.1 | Because he knows that's what people expect and want from him. |
| 0:16.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.8 | He's refining his persona. |
| 0:20.5 | And there's more to him. |
| 0:21.9 | He has a softer side. |
| 0:23.0 | I know because I've been trying to seduce him for years. |
| 0:27.7 | We've been Michael Tracy fans from the jump. |
| 0:32.2 | You know, I've always found him endearing. |
| 0:35.6 | Yeah, I like to look at like picks and clips of him right around this time of year to feel |
| 0:40.8 | closer to my dad who he sort of looks like because he's like hairy and disheveled and bespectacled. |
| 0:45.9 | He's got, yeah, he looks like a mathematician. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah, he looks like some guy who lives with his mother and, like, refuses a million-dollar prize. |
| 1:00.5 | He's a Gregory Perlman, who's actually... |
| 1:03.1 | He's the voice of New Jersey. |
| 1:04.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah, he is the most New Jersey man alive. |
| 1:09.3 | Yeah. |
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