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Run That Prank

Shoplifter

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

$1800 of merchandise is missing and this could be an inside job and Fool #1 is on the case.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is clear the room before we start.

0:12.5

We'll get into that, find out what all that is about right after this.

0:16.9

But right now, it is time for Junior and for the nephew with today's prank phone call.

0:22.6

What's you got, Jr.?

0:23.6

All right.

0:24.2

Let me ask you something.

0:25.2

Have you ever been shoplifting?

0:26.7

Have you shoplifting?

0:28.2

No, no, Junior.

0:29.6

I'm sorry.

0:31.0

No, nobody.

0:32.4

Shoplifting?

0:33.7

Nobody, yes.

0:36.8

See, did you raise your hand? Yeah, he raised his hand. Yeah, shoplifting, stole. What you're going to come? What are we talking about? What we talk about? Little B and E, you know. Yeah. Shh. Okay. All right, well, because that's today's praying. I climbed to Ms. Paine's wonder when I was 11 years. Oh, I climbed down to Miss Payne one. Why? I don't know. Just won't break in our house. We ain't like us on. Oh, man. We didn't do nothing. We just broke in in our house. Climb back out of the wonder just to say we did we didn't steal there wasn't nothing down there

1:11.4

she had a clothes line in her basement she was hanging clothes up

1:16.0

oh my goodness

1:18.8

we don't need none of it

1:20.0

oh you're talking about when we were little

1:22.3

little yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah

1:26.1

allegedly

1:27.2

allegedly alleged to he is nowadays Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Allegedly.

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