Shoplifter - 11.13.25

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Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.4	Well, I don't know if this is, well, I think shoplifting season is coming up.
0:10.1	Is that, can I say that?
0:13.2	You know.
0:13.9	I don't know if they take off, but yeah.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:18.2	What you mean because of the holidays?
0:19.8	Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is probably, it's probably more shoplifting time. I don't know. I don't know shoplifters, but, but, yeah. So all you shoplifters out there, you know, I don't know if y'all have an organization or whatever, but anyway, this is, yeah, this is to all the shoplift. Yeah, I don't, is there a shoplifting organization?
0:38.2	We pick up, you know, WPU, we pick up.
0:41.4	I don't know.
0:41.7	We got you.
0:42.3	Goodness.
0:43.5	We got you.
0:44.3	Okay.
0:44.8	Stick your fingers.
0:46.0	This right here goes out to all the shoplifters out there.
0:48.7	All the shoplifters, get ready, get ready.
0:51.6	Let's go, Cat Dolept.
0:52.7	Shoplifting.
0:55.5	Hello?
0:56.8	Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya whittles, please.
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