Shoplift the Pootie: A The Valley Recap
Everyone's Business (But Mine) with Kara Berry
Kara Berry
4.7 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
This week on The Valley, Schwartz has a singles night with Lala and Michelle, Jason and Danny attempt to work things out, Kristen and Luke's date night brings up an almost break up and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I've never felt more isolated and lonely than times in L.A. while she was pregnant. |
| 0:06.6 | I'm not trying to draw the comparison game. |
| 0:08.4 | It's been harder for you, but I'm saying it... |
| 0:10.4 | It's not harder. It's different, hard? |
| 0:12.9 | It is. |
| 0:13.7 | I know she loves me. I know, I know she does. |
| 0:15.9 | It's just, at times, it doesn't feel that way. |
| 0:18.5 | And the last year has been pretty difficult, |
| 0:22.6 | but it's not allowed to be difficult for me. |
| 0:24.6 | You complained about my pregnancy the whole entire time, and I tried to... |
| 0:28.6 | I complained about the point. Hey, y'all, welcome to another episode here at Everyone's Business But Mine with me, |
| 0:49.1 | Kara Berry. Today we're talking about hell, aka The Valley. |
| 0:59.0 | Ooh, this is tough. i'm never going to be caught slipping and saying that jacks made this show better um but there's certainly a different air to |
| 1:08.0 | it and i think the decision to replace Jack's, I don't know, Lala and Tom |
| 1:15.9 | Schwartz feel like casting for nostalgia's sake, but like I don't really need to go back to any |
| 1:24.4 | memories with them in particular. So we got like, I think Tom Schwartz is now supposed to be like kind of the number one guy in the group, kind of the anchor in the way that Jacks was, but like it's shorts. |
| 1:37.2 | So there's that. |
| 1:39.3 | He like barely integrates with the guys. |
| 1:42.3 | I don't know. |
| 1:42.9 | It just seems like they don't quite know where |
| 1:45.2 | Schwartz fits within this whole thing and neither do I. And it's not really working. |
| 1:51.7 | We're bopping him about. I don't get it. Isn't it so fascinating to you that like |
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