Shooting Yourself Can Increase Your Bullet Resistance | SCP-2076

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🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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In a small Midwestern town, strange billboards with absurd slogans begin to appear overnight, promising impossible benefits. Caleb, an exhausted young man battling a nasty cold and a leeching roommate, finds himself drawn to one bizarre ad that seems to invade his dreams and reality. As his world grows more surreal, Caleb’s desperation for relief spirals into a dark obsession. The line between absurdity and danger blurs as he uncovers the sinister influence of an enigmatic campaign that’s gripping the town. Tension mounts in this unsettling tale of manipulation, paranoia, and the lengths one might go to escape their pain. SCP Foundation KETER class object, SCP-2076 This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2076 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Cyrus Spears Acorns: Huge thanks to Acorns for sponsoring today's episode! Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today. * * * DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:40.3	Caleb had been staring at the billboard for what felt like a full ten minutes,
0:45.3	and it didn't make any more sense the more he read it.
0:48.3	The background was a smiling construction worker, the kind who was clearly a model more than a real blue-collar
0:55.5	worker.
0:56.8	Everything about him was clean and shiny, with a bright white smile that looked like it was
1:01.2	either Photoshop or AI.
1:04.1	The text across the board was highlighted in different colors, neon green, orange, and bright
1:09.8	pink. His McDonald's cup of ice-cold sprite was sweating all over his hand and making his fingers go numb.
1:17.6	He pulled his eyes away from the billboard long enough to switch hands and flick the water off his fingers,
1:23.6	rubbing his palm onto his coat.
1:25.6	He wondered how long his buddy Trent
1:27.7	planned to leave him standing in the parking lot
1:30.4	of the split-second oil change,
1:32.6	looking like a mouth-breathing asshole,
1:34.9	especially since he had a nasty cold.
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