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Hey guys, awesome episode today we talk about parting at a small school, what to do on New Year's Eve, and whether or not to bring someone to a holiday party.

Check it out, share it with friends.

And welcome to the J-Train podcast.

This is J-Train, Jared Fritz, coming to you live from New York City's Alpha West Side Stand Up New York Lounge here every Tuesday.

And Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions, I say it every episode.

It's getting redundant, but I enjoy saying it.

Here you go. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. I really appreciate it.

I love doing this show and I love that you guys love listening to it just as much as I love doing it.

So it really means a lot to me and I'm going to encourage you to keep doing that.

If you haven't told a friend about this show, you're wrong. You haven't paid me my money.

Okay, that's how we get paid in referrals. Tell a friend, a brother, a sister, a mother, a father.

I don't care. Tell your former preschool teacher Mrs. Vander chunk.

Go call Mrs. Vander chunk and be like, hey, Mrs. V, you got to feather this guy's nuts.

And she'll be like, what's that? I haven't heard from you in a million years.

And you'd be like, J train podcast, J train podcast, let Papa JT feather the nuts of your year.

Grab you by the shortened hairries. Please shorten curly.

Shorten curly is always so descriptive that it's disgusting.

I've always thought that but keep telling your friends and it keeps sending me your snap chats.

I love when you guys snap me how you're listening, where you're listening with who you're listening.

I love seeing with whom. Thank you. We're going to kick our guest off the show now for correcting my whom, whom, whom, what, where when.

Now listen, send me those snaps of where you're listening.

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