Welcome friends to the how-to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and this is your

user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Don't worry about it. We got you.

We're changing it up.

We're your audio uncles.

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, this is the only thing you get and then it's the fucking grave, so just do what you can and don't be an asshole.

And we'll just do a show then.

All right. Oh what a day it is today, Uncle Mark. Oh, Hosanna, the day of days. Wow, you threw out of Hosanna. I wasn't expecting

it. Always expect Hosanna, baby. It's always coming at you.

Hey, look, we got a show coming up here

and I think a fine show it is.

I think it is a fine show.

We covered some weird territory in this one yeah so let's let's tell the folks what to expect well first you're gonna get you're gonna get a little you know I I love to go to the Bible so for the Bible tells us so will tell us the story of

of yeshua but not the one who changes name to Jesus though we're

talking about prostitutes so just stick around. It's

yummy. Yeah. And then we're going to talk about matrimony and I'm going to leave it

at that because wow it's a lot of fun.

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