Trump's tariff policy has been so nonsensical and such an unforced error.

People have tried to figure out why is he doing this.

Well, all the chips are falling into place and now we know exactly why he's doing this

hairbrained economic face plant.

Put up the headline.

We've obtained internal cables showing how the U.S. government is pushing countries facing

tariffs to clear way for Musk's Starlink.

So this whole thing is another play for Musk. And I thought this makes a lot of sense.

So Musk invested $290 million to get Trump elected. And he had a to do list, an agenda,

shut down investigations into himself, award himself contracts, and that deals with his domestic issues.

But now he has international issues because he wants to be the most powerful man in the world with all the biggest toys.

And so he convinces Trump with all of these other sycophants to do this tariff nonsense, face plant.

And now they're using Starlink as a negotiating tool.

This surprises me zero.

And what's interesting in my mind is Elon Musk is crying around about Tesla and poor me,

poor me.

And I'm like, dude, you have gotten everything you've wanted.

You're no longer facing corruption charges. You're awarding yourself the contracts. And now

you have the United States of America doing your bidding on Starlink policy. So instead of

being a little bitty cry baby, shut the fuck up.

But you know, isn't that the thesis sentence of Maga and these men are the biggest whiny bitches I have ever seen in my life?

I mean, it literally is like a reality show like on Bravo, but it's all these men with their, you know, smoky eye, orange makeup, Elon Musk with his hair transplants, all this gender affirming care.

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