Do you like sports, but hate when humans play it? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, like the puppy bowl? Is that what we're talking about? Like maybe you enjoy the Super Bowl Sunday, but prefer the puppy bowl broadcast over the actual big game. I can't think of any other animals. Well, horse racing. Cockfighting. Oh, there's one.

Yeah, a lot of ways to enjoy sports.

Big wrestling.

Oh, I'm into this now.

All of it.

If that's you, you'll be excited to learn that the producers are planning a soccer version for the World Cup.

They're calling it the World Pup.

Oh, that's perfect. That is the cutest name ever.

I want some merch.

It's a four-part series that will star 48 rescue puppies from shelters and rescue centers all over the country.

They're going to split them into little groups to represent eight different national teams.

That's so cute.

I don't know how it works, but you'll probably have the Brazil squad with the hot hairless

dogs.

Germany with the Dashuns and the German Shepherds and Team USA, a bunch of lethargic, overweight

basset hounds.

Oh, yeah.

They make a lot of noise.

They're just barking so you throw the ball of them.

They'll play soccer in a bracket-style competition. And at the end, the winning team of pups all gets adopted while the losing team gets euthanized on live television. Oh, never mind. That's so sad. Apparently, that's not how it's going to work. Remember there is that moment that PETA liked our show?

That's over.

Thank God.

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