Shock Collar Question of the Day (4/17/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Some controversy arose in today's Shock Collar Question about what really IS a board game?

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.2	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:29.6	To close the lid on thy throne
0:32.4	or not to close the lid.
0:34.7	Oh, wait, the car.
0:36.0	Not the seat, the top lid.
0:37.4	That is the question. Oh, wait. Not the seat, the top lid. That is the question. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I'm serious. That really was the question. A team of microbiologists tried to answer recently. Dude, if it's a microbiologist, they're going to tell us to close it. Are you kidding me? Basically, the question was, is it better, meaning cleaner, to close the lid of your toilet
0:56.8	when you flush it?
0:58.1	Doesn't it create like a hurricane of germs when you wash?
1:01.5	Does anybody here want to confess to shutting the lid pre-flush?
1:05.9	Being so disgusted with what they did, they can't even look.
1:09.6	No?
1:10.2	I always do look, because I am impressed.
1:13.3	After years and years of intensive research, they found...
1:18.7	Yes.
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