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Brooke and Jeffrey

Shock Collar Question of the Day (3/31/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Can you tell which of these CRAYON colors are actually produced and which ones we made up?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

No gloss, no filter.

0:03.1

Just stories.

0:04.8

Spoken without fear.

0:06.5

Person who is not generous can not be an artist.

0:09.4

The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.

0:14.3

Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,

0:18.5

Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.0

Come for the honesty.

0:24.9

Stay for the fire.

0:29.6

I hate to start off the show this way with some in-office controversy.

0:34.7

I love to start this way.

0:36.6

That way we got. Someone needs to have the courage to speak up, and I guess that person has to be me. Oh, no. It's just going to be your complaint. I thought we're getting real awesome. It's not my complaint. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, but apparently there's been a secret petition floating around, and I'm not happy about it. Uh-oh, what is it? I'm not going to say whose desk I found it on, but I will say it's in my possession now. Uh-huh. And I'm not even going to hint around about it. I'm just going to read you the title of this petition. I don't remember this. I've never seen a petition. Oh, really, because it says

1:12.2

petition for our technical director Ashton to make chocolate peanut butterballs for Christmas

1:18.3

2026 instead of jerky. What? Oh, wait a minute. Chocolate peanut butterballs is Jake's thing.

1:25.1

That's already shaking Jake's wife is the best in the world.

1:28.4

I'm pulling back the curtain here a little bit.

1:30.1

Our digital producer is the one who always gives out peanut butter chocolate balls.

1:34.8

While our technical director, Ashton, his thing every year is jerky.

1:39.5

Homemade jerky.

1:40.8

And it gets better every year.

1:42.5

So who on this show would want to double the chocolate peanut butter balls instead of having jerky?

1:48.6

Okay.

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