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Brooke and Jeffrey

Shock Collar Question of the Day (2/20/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

It's National Alien Abduction Day! How many famous aliens from pop culture can you name?

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0:00.0

If you guys had to look around this room and pick one person who you think every once in a while after using the restroom, they just skip the hand washing part.

0:12.0

Who would that be in this room?

0:14.4

I don't know if any of us would skip hand washing.

0:16.1

I think it's Jeff.

0:18.1

Maybe Jeff is so busy.

0:20.1

Okay, that's just because Brooke follows me to the bathroom every time I go.

0:23.7

I feel like you're like that guy that's like, well, I didn't touch anything.

0:27.6

I used my foot to flush the toilet.

0:30.0

She's like directly quoting me.

0:32.6

Let's just say it's me.

0:34.9

After this gig, I might not be allowed to get a job at Chili's or Taco Bell or any restaurant.

0:40.3

Good, yes.

0:41.0

You shouldn't.

0:41.7

Because there's a new device coming out called the hand scanner.

0:45.0

Ooh, I loved it.

0:46.2

And it's described as a hand washing lie detector.

0:50.9

So basically, if you're working...

0:52.6

Men everywhere are scared is basically what it is, Jeffrey? If you're working at one of these restaurants and you use the bathroom, right when you get out, you'll have 15 seconds to put your hands underneath the scan. I love this. This is attached to the wall. Within seconds, it can identify any residual contaminants that you may have missed. Dude, I want to install one in my house.

1:11.6

I'm going to catch those kids lying.

1:12.9

You know what? I didn't believe you.

1:15.0

That was too quick.

1:16.0

It's pretty smart.

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