Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/24/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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It's a Holiday Grab-Bag edition of 3 & a Half Seconds with Alexis!

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0:00.0	My mind is blown today.
0:03.0	Really?
0:04.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:06.0	What's going on?
0:07.0	Because a list came out of the most famously misquoted movie lines of all time.
0:11.0	Oh!
0:12.0	Are we saying them all wrong?
0:14.0	Apparently, you know the line from Silence of the Lambs where Hannibal Lecter says,
0:18.0	Hello, Clarice.
0:20.0	Apparently that's not it at all. Oh, I learned that when I watched that for the first time this year. He actually says, good morning. That's too pleasant. Look it up. Oh, my gosh. And in Forrest Gump, I always thought he says, life is like of Chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
0:39.2	Yeah.
0:39.5	He does.
0:40.2	No.
0:40.5	What he actually says is life is like a box of chocolates.
0:45.3	You never know when we're going to be late.
0:48.4	Oh, Jeff!
0:50.2	You tricked us.
0:51.4	Damn you, Forrest.
0:52.8	Now we got to do WC-I-I-I!
0:55.4	I was so into that list.
0:56.8	I would hope for Brooke and Jeffrey to be laid.
0:59.1	Which clip is it?
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