Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.

Oh yeah.

Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,

autobiographies, true crime, and more.

Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their

flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start

listening. Terms apply. Does anyone here still send out Christmas cards? No. No. I don't have

anyone. No. I never did either. Never? No. I mean, what are you normally supposed to write in them? Do you normally say like Merry Christmas or happy holidays from our family to yours?

It's an update on everyone in the family. I think it's just supposed to be your best pictures of the year and that's all you said.

Apparently a new survey says that's outdated. You're not supposed to say those things anymore.

Oh, really?

Because now the cool modern thing that you're supposed to be writing in your Christmas cards is,

ho, ho, ho, no, we're late.

Oh, no.

I was all in on the Christmas card discussion.

That's a way shorter letter.

Now we got to do WCII.

Which clip is it?

All right.

Two viral soundbites from the internet.

And only enough time to play one of them.

Let's get right into your choices with option one.

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