Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/26/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
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4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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How much SIMPLE SCIENCE do you think Alexis knows?
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| 0:00.0 | If your teenager looks constipated and weirdly happy about it in every single photo, here's why. |
| 0:09.0 | It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. |
| 0:11.0 | It's because Gen Z's new favorite selfie pose is Scrunch Face. |
| 0:17.0 | Let me take a selfie. |
| 0:19.0 | Have you heard of this? |
| 0:20.0 | Like you're trying too hard on the toilet? |
| 0:23.6 | Because you know duck face dominated for the long time as the go-to pose. |
| 0:28.8 | Then we had fish gape and sparrow jaw. |
| 0:31.9 | It's all animal. |
| 0:32.5 | All sorts of animal faces are supposed to make to look cute. |
| 0:35.5 | But now it's all about the scrunch face. |
| 0:39.0 | And it's mostly something teenage girls are doing in their pictures. |
| 0:43.3 | But to pull off scrunch face, you have to scrunch up your nose, squint your eyes. |
| 0:48.6 | You're supposed to tilt your head a little and flash like a tiny grin. |
| 0:51.9 | Yeah, and you do it when you do a 0.5 selfie with your phone backwards. Oh, yeah. Do a what? It's how you take selfies now, Jeff. Okay, I still have a flip. I have a Nokia flip phone, so you have to like, dumb it down for me there. Back to the scrunch face. It's supposed to be like the face you make if you just bit into a lemon, but a little bit more smile. That's a good way to put it. |
| 1:11.6 | And if you do it right, it's supposed to look real cute. It could. I see girls do this with the tongue out when it's like, mm, I'm cute. Yeah. If you do it wrong, it's supposed to look like you ate too much cheese and haven't seen a bathroom in days. It's interesting. Yeah, the one you sent around looks like she smells something. |
| 1:27.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.9 | Smell something icky. |
| 1:29.2 | Like, she's still looking cute. |
| 1:30.5 | Like, it's a cute scene. |
| 1:31.4 | Is she? I think she... It's interesting. The, yeah, the one you sent around looks like she smells something. Yeah. |
| 1:28.3 | Smell something, icky. |
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