I just commissioned the world's tiniest statue to recognize our new hero of the

week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and today's hero showed up in

Australia when a couple were wandering along the beach and came across a

message in a bottle that had washed upon the shore. It's always so cool you know

it's like oh my gosh someone in England threw it into the ocean and made it the

whole way. You think like back from like the 1800s maybe maybe there's like a

treasure map inside so they decided to open it up and find out what was in

there and they definitely were not expecting what happened next. What was it?

Here's the audio. I was saying a bottle here. What's up? Looks like it's got a

message in it. Long a beach. Just to open it up and see what's down on here.

First one. First message in a bottle. Here lies oh they're ashes. Oh what? Oh no! Here lies the

ashes of Jeffrey. If found please throw a bottle into outgoing tide so I can

continue my journey. Oops. Oh no Jeffrey! You can admire the disappointment and they

poured it out. Is it a love letter? Is it some sort of treasure? No it's a

sand and let me get this out of here. It's a dead guy. Yeah definitely gonna wash your hands after

touching the note. Afterwards they screwed the top back on the bottle with the note inside

tossed it back into the ocean to let Jeffrey continue on his ocean journey. He's

gonna wash up two hours later. Yeah but I know he's just gonna be his cycle. Our hero of the

week is Jeffrey. The dead guy who's still trolling people from his tiny floating

bodily grave. It's pretty good. Thank you Jeffrey. Now let's move on and get

into the shot-collar question of the day and I'm hoping Digital Jake gives us

some trivia in a bottle. Maybe with some ashes inside. Well there's some outdated

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