Shock Collar Question of the Day (02/14/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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What are some of the least romantic Valentine's Day gifts?

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0:00.0	It's Valentine's Day, and if you forgot to buy gifts for your special someone, here's your excuse.
0:07.0	Okay, I got you.
0:09.0	Just tell them statistically speaking, they probably didn't even want one anyway.
0:14.0	Statistically speaking.
0:16.0	Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.
0:18.0	The five main love languages in order of popularity right now are number one, spending quality time.
0:24.0	Number two, being physically affectionate.
0:27.0	Three is words of affirmation.
0:29.0	Four is practical help.
0:31.0	And gift giving comes in dead last.
0:34.0	Oh, that's what I'm saying.
0:36.0	There's a significant other.
0:37.0	Probably didn't even really want a gift in the first place.
0:39.0	They want one of the other signs of affection.
0:41.0	I think all the other four signs still want something with the affection or something.
0:45.0	You can be two of them.
0:46.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:47.0	You just want the whole world, don't you?
0:49.0	Some flowers and some words of encouragement.
0:52.0	Yeah, I'm here for it.
0:54.0	I'm going to be a lot of disappointed people out there, I guess.
0:56.0	Here's some more random facts for your Valentine's Day.
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