If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night to bed, here's a podcast that will help you lose your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening, so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Welcome to Ruin. I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

This is a podcast. We're in a horror movie just for you.

Just for each and every one of you.

Hallie, how are you?

I'm okay. This is coming out in January, so I will be a different person by them.

Yes, I assume we'll both have made huge life changes between where we are at the end of December.

And when you're listening to this in hopefully early January, but maybe it's a year from now.

Who knows?

Yeah, it's really any time in the future.

I'm okay.

I think I'm allowing myself to relax.

And for me, that means not reading the news for two weeks.

Yeah. And I'm excited, but also that's going to be impossible just because, you know, there's no time.

There's no day that's sacred when it comes to the Trump administration. So there's no day that is protected from insanity.

No, every day is a waking nightmare that we are forced to deal with.

But also, as I've said on the podcast before, I'm going to turn my closet into like a Tales in the Crypt little vignette to film in.

So hopefully, by the next time we record, I will have sort of, not this one, obviously, the next time we record I will have sort of not this one obviously the next time

we record I will have like sort of a little setup

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