Hi, this is Tony Tripoli, and you are listening to Storyworthy, which is a really good idea.

Welcome to the Storyworthy podcast.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hannes Finney.

Welcome to Storyworthy.

My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Hanas Finney, and we're coming to you from Riverside, California, from a little business called Colonics by Kathy.

Oh my goodness. And what I like about this is it's so personal. The name of the business is Calonics by Kathy.

Right. Kathy will be dealing with your ass. No one else. Nobody on Kathy's staff.

Kathy only will be dealing with your rectum.

All right.

Here are the four things that she has.

Colonics.

Ionic foot detox.

Colon hydrotherapy, colon cleansing.

Wow.

There's three of them are the asshole and one is your foot. So I say you get rid of the foot or you lead with the foot. Wow. There's three of them are the asshole, and one is your foot.

So I say you get rid of the foot or you lead with the foot, but don't bury it in between the other colones. This is what I'm saying to Kathy. But she's a wonderful woman. She's bringing us scones, although she's touching the real hands, so I don't think I'll be eating any of the scones that she's brought us. Ladies and gentlemen, the topic tonight is shitting my pants.

And I say to myself,

I'm trying to be classy. Finally, I mean, what has been taking so long that nobody brought this topic up yet? Well, most of our guests have been relatively normal people, but we've reached the bottom of the barrel. Oh, do you think so? Or the top of the barrel.

We don't know.

Exactly. What's the barrel full of?

We don't want to know.

Tonight's guest, folks, is Tony Tripoli.

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