Welcome back to Shit Show Saturday and today we are joined by Brian number one.

Yes, Brian number one is on Shit Show Saturday today. I'm joking. That's kind of a cruel joke. That's like a cruel joke. We are talking to Brian. We're talking to a Brian, but we're not talking about Brian number one.

We're talking about Brian with a Y. Both Brian number one and Brian number two are Brian's with eyes. So this is Brian with a Y number one.

What's going on? Tell me about, say what you texted me earlier. So yeah, it's on this other group yesterday. Well, was it like an ACA group or what?

Men's support group and it's talking about how I'm going to be doing this interview for podcasts. Is that is that adult child podcast again? Like, oh, that's cool. And then he's like, that saved my life. And he was like, wait a minute. Are you one of the Brian's from the tail of two Brian's?

So good.

Hopefully, what do you say his name is Kirk? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Kirk. Join the damn Patreon if you haven't.

If I saved your life, throw me five bucks. Okay. So song. What do you want played? Life in the fast lane.

We should do the Brian song. Did you hear that? It's like from my money path that money Python.

Yeah, it's in my very first episode. Yeah. Oh, geez. That's a gem. Okay, so carb.

Anything Italian. I had carbonara last night. And it's like a toss up between Fettuccine Alfredo and carbonara. If I see it on a menu, when I go to a new place, it's like I got to get this lots of lots of butter and oil. Okay. So then, um, dessert, or sorry, not dessert condiment.

I've never been to Red Robin. So they have this campfire sauce. And it's basically 50, 50 mix of barbecue sauce and mayonnaise. Okay. What's it called? They call it campfire sauce.

Campfire. Huh. I'll try that. Shit out. Oh my god. I like barbecue and ranch mixed together. I haven't tried that. It's good. Okay. How about what's the worst first date you've never been on?

Oh, man. Oh, boy.

Well, hopefully someone that ends up listening to this podcast. It was went on a date.

She wanted to stay over after. And then I was just like made this short quip that kind of got under my skin.

And I was like, you know what? I'm not feeling it. And then she stayed in my driveway for about 45 minutes called 22 times texted seven times.

Please just let me come in. I'll sleep on the cold hardwood floor here. Just let me in. I turned the front lights off. I was like, you leave here. I will call the police.

Or girl. I know. I know. God. Yeah. I could say I could I would do something like that. Well, I don't know. Maybe I was looking at best friends.

Life's good friend. And I was just like, yeah, I don't ever want to see her. And then they were engaged at the time. And then she was one of the bridesmaids. And I was, you know, one of the groomsman and like, I'm like, please don't let me stand next to her.

Well, did anything after that once you told her if you were going to call the cops. Did she bother you anymore?

Uh, yeah. That's all.

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