0:00.0	All right, folks, welcome back to shit show Saturday.
0:17.1	We have shit show, Carol, not to put you on the spot or anything, Carol, but stand-up comedian.
0:23.3	Well, that's, that's my- You better make this fucking funny.
0:26.1	I kind of have a, I have a mullet career.
0:28.5	You got a bit, you got a bit lined up for this?
0:30.7	I have a mullet career because like my forward-facing day job is a nutrition coach,
0:36.9	and then my nighttime party in the back career is stand-up comedy.
0:41.5	I love it. I've only done stand-up twice. The first time I talked too fast and said fuck too many times.
0:48.7	The second time I did better, but it was in Oakland and they were like, what is this white bitch talking about?
0:55.6	Okay, Carol, what song do you unplayed when you walk into a room?
0:58.3	I did my homework.
0:59.2	I don't know how many people do this or not, but like right now, I want good to be alive, Andy Grammer.
1:04.5	Familiar.
1:05.3	I'm looking forward to hearing it.
1:06.4	Now all my dreams are coming true, yeah.
1:11.4	I've been waiting for this moment.
1:15.9	That's good to be alive right about now.
1:18.0	That's the song about how like the man upstairs kept giving me rain, but, you know, now's my time to shine type of thing.
1:23.8	So.
1:24.3	Dang it.
1:25.0	Okay.
1:25.4	What is your favorite carbohydrate?
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