All right, y'all. Well, welcome to the very first rendition of shit show Saturday.

I created this podcast not just to talk about this stuff that people don't want to talk about,

but to fully embrace our entire stories, to fully embrace our entire shit shows.

So today I am joined by Shit Show Scott. It's kind of hard to say,

shit show shot, shit show shot. Welcome, shit show Scott.

Hello Ashley. Andrea. Andrea. Yeah.

It's okay. It happens. At least you didn't call me Andrea. If you would call me Andrea,

I would have cut the record enough. First question for you. What song do you want played when

you walk into a room? You know, this song I've been playing all the time is rushes the trees.

Okay. So what's your favorite condiment? Mustard. What's your favorite carb?

All of them? Okay, that's an acceptable answer.

I've been doing a lot of tortilla shells with guacamole and salsa and cheese.

That's my next question. What's your favorite cheese? I love gouda. Me too. I love smoked gouda.

Gouda is like the shit. Okay. What was your dream job as a kid?

I don't know. I still want to be a forest ranger. Okay. That's a good to still happen for you.

Next question. What is your pet peeve? I got a lot. My pet peeve. Trust. I mean, I, I, uh,

No, give me something like, like when somebody choose to come with their mouth open or when somebody

like leaves the cabinet open. Give me like a, give me a, you know, a petty pet peeve.

I was slow drivers. Slow drivers? Fuck off. I'm like, if you're, if we're not doing 80,

we're not going for best enough. Okay. Next, give me your best in impersonation.

Even if it's not your best, just give me one. I always like how Christopher walk and talks

in any kind of movie that he does because, you know, he's got this thing of ways

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