The final day of this thorny charter, the last leg of a journey that brought our two estranged twins to the high seas,

searching for a ghost

from their past. The crew of the yachtie by nature, a floating testament to questionable life choices,

is in a bit of a pickle. The artist formerly known as Margo, now Maggie, a woman who is basically

a walking Pinterest board of revenge, is about to blow up the Milton family secret.

When last we left the crew of the yachtie by nature, the board had been flipped.

The villains had revealed themselves, and the bridge door had been magnetically locked,

trapping our heroes.

The game is over.

And the end game has just begun.

Okay, so just to recap, Dad's evil ex-partner, Julian Lawrence,

and his even more evil daughter, Margaret, formerly known as Margo,

have been scheming to destroy our family and steal our company,

and now, Midwestern Margie, has trapped us on the bridge.

Did I miss anything? It's locked. She has trapped us on the bridge. Did I miss anything? Ah, it's locked. She actually locked us on the bridge. Us and the freaking goats. Don't be mean to the goats. They're not bad people. And she's disabled manual override from this terminal. We're in a five-star prison with a really great view. Okay, I'm having a full-blown panic attack, but I'm also, like, weirdly impressed by her efficiency?

This is all very thorough.

I mean, the follow-through is amazing.

We are trapped like a raviolo in its doughy tomb.

Julian Lawrence, dad's partner.

He said the man retired to Florida to play golf.

He didn't say that he started an evil empire to get revenge on him. That feels like a pretty big omission. All right, listen up. Guys, panicking is not in the credo, okay? And it will not be tolerated on my bridge. We are not trapped. We are inconvenienced. Collie, what is our status? She controls the entire ship, but she can't see or hear us in here.

Okay, then we use a different exit.

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