Ship Happens, Season 2 - Part 1
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🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back aboard the yachtie by nature, a floating palace of questionable decisions and even more questionable tax write-offs. |
| 0:27.6 | Last season, our intrepid trust fund twins, Jenny and Daniel, dip their toes into the murky waters of their lineage. |
| 0:34.6 | This season, they're diving headfirst into the actual grunt work, |
| 0:39.3 | trading silver spoons for silver polish, all while trying to unearth the truth about their birth mother. |
| 0:44.3 | Bon voyage, inherited wealth. Ahoy, minimum wage! |
| 0:49.3 | Presiding over this bold experiment in wayward mobility is the newly minted Captain Lucas, a man whose |
| 0:55.8 | operational command is as firm as a plate of overcooked calamari, especially when his upstairs |
| 1:01.9 | turned downstairs crush is now swabbing decks under his increasingly flustered gaze. |
| 1:07.5 | And speaking of unwelcome presences, the guest cabins are being fluffed for one Augustus |
| 1:12.7 | Thorn, a man whose net worth |
| 1:14.6 | is only rivaled by his capacity |
| 1:16.5 | for making everyone around him |
| 1:18.1 | deeply uncomfortable. |
| 1:20.3 | So, batten down the hatches and |
| 1:22.5 | hold your newfound twin close |
| 1:24.4 | because ship is, as always, |
| 1:27.0 | about to happen. |
| 1:28.3 | Okay, you got this. |
| 1:31.3 | Testing. |
| 1:32.3 | Right, okay, crew, crew to the main salon, if you please. |
| 1:36.3 | That's a request from your captain. |
| 1:39.3 | Who is me? It's Lucas. Okay, your captain. |
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