Ship Happens, Season 1 - Part 3
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🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back aboard the moon drenched deck of the S.Y. Yotty by nature, where the verb is endless. |
| 0:22.7 | The outfits are coordinated, and the family's secrets are aging worse than the shellfish. |
| 0:28.3 | Estrange twins Jenny and Daniel are back at the table. |
| 0:32.2 | But don't confuse shared seating with the shared trust fund just yet. |
| 0:36.1 | Tonight's dinner will feature two combative captains, |
| 0:38.9 | a few suspicious Milton's, one miserable Margot, and a culinary surprise no one ordered. |
| 0:45.9 | Bon Appetit! Thank you for inviting me to join you for dinner, Mr. Milton. |
| 0:50.6 | Please, Captain, call me Harry. It's our pleasure. |
| 0:56.5 | And what a treat to have Captain Riley on board. |
| 1:00.1 | It's not every day a fella gets double-teamed by captains at dinner. |
| 1:02.5 | Damn it. |
| 1:03.9 | We even laugh alike. |
| 1:08.5 | Oh, it's in honor to dine with the likes of you, Harry, old boy. |
| 1:13.6 | Thank you, Bernie, for letting me hitch your ride to Casice. Yes, Harry. Very kind of you to accommodate a party crusher. |
| 1:18.6 | Who's this now? Another secret relative. |
| 1:21.6 | I thought you knew everyone aboard. |
| 1:23.6 | Apparently, my father is treating this yacht like a clown car of Randos. |
| 1:29.2 | He's like the opera for paternity. |
| 1:32.5 | You get a secret relative. You get a secret relative. |
| 1:34.1 | Everybody gets a secret relative. |
| 1:42.9 | Tonight's Amuse Bouch is a beet Carpaccio with goat cheese foam and a balsamic reduction. Next up, my award-winning mushroom medley. |
| 1:47.6 | None for you, Captain Bernadette. |
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