Ship Happens, Season 1 - Part 1
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🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Pop the champagne, darling, and welcome aboard the S.Y. Yachty by nature, where the elite meet, and immediately start plotting against each other. |
| 0:30.3 | Yes, it's all sun-kiss glamour and five-star frolicing on the surface, but trust me, below deck, it's pure chaos. |
| 0:38.7 | Commissioned by the Rick Ross himself and restored by the formidable Captain B. Charles, |
| 0:43.8 | this floating palace is about to become a pressure cooker of secrets, schemes, and questionable life choices. |
| 0:51.4 | Bon voyage. |
| 0:53.3 | Ha ha ha, ha. They have no idea. Happy 60th birthday, Dad. Surprise. |
| 1:03.0 | Meet Jensen Jenny Milton, a party girl with a heart as platinum as her credit cards. |
| 1:08.7 | Equal parts, bubbly charm and reckless entitlement. |
| 1:12.6 | She orchestrated this extravaganza primarily to score points with Daddy Dearest and to make up for 25 years of reckless behavior. |
| 1:21.6 | Will it work? |
| 1:23.6 | I booked us a six-day adventure at sea with stops along the way to visit all the ports that you explored on your first trip to the French Riviera nearly 25 years ago. |
| 1:35.3 | I know that I messed up last year's birthday when I ran off with our Sherpa on Mount Kilimanjaro. |
| 1:40.3 | I really thought you were going to find your way back down, so I wanted to go all out this year. |
| 1:45.9 | Oh, it's beautiful, kiddo. |
| 1:48.2 | Well, I can't take all the credit. |
| 1:50.9 | Julian Lawrence gave me the record for this charter. |
| 1:54.8 | Julian, that old devil of a business partner. |
| 1:58.4 | I trust that man with my life. |
| 2:00.7 | Jensenophilia Milton, You have really outdone yourself |
| 2:04.7 | this year. That's Harry Milton. Yes, that Harry Milton, fine jewelry magnet extraordinary, |
| 2:12.7 | effortlessly wealthy, yet easily flustered, brilliant with baubles, baffled by people, especially his latest |
| 2:19.7 | fiancée, Margot Celine, whose accent is as curated as her Instagram feed. |
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