Shinedown Tickets, Movie Quotes You’ve Been Screwing Up, and Monkey Therapy?
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show—just kidding, nothing about this is normal.
This daily comedy podcast kicks off with a hot ticket alert: Shinedown is playing a smaller venue than usual, which means chaos, desperation, and listeners risking their dignity (and phone numbers) for a shot at tickets. The stakes? Answer a simple question correctly… or unleash your number to the most unhinged audience on earth. No pressure.
From there, things take a turn into the “wow, we’ve all been living a lie” category. The crew dives into iconic movie quotes that everyone thinks they know—but almost nobody actually gets right. We’re talking Star Wars, Forrest Gump, Jaws, and more getting absolutely exposed. Turns out your brain has been remixing Hollywood history for years, and honestly? It’s embarrassing for all of us.
Then it’s time for Crap on Celebrities, where nothing and no one is safe. Steve Miller goes full scorched earth on the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, biopics get roasted (because apparently we needed MORE of those), and Hollywood casting choices get questioned like we’re all suddenly critics with strong opinions.
Oh—and just when you think the show has peaked, we bring in a conversation about animal therapy involving monkeys. Yes, monkeys. No, we didn’t plan for it either. But somehow it turns into one of the most unexpectedly interesting parts of the entire episode, because that’s just how this daily comedy podcast works.
It’s music, movies, celebrity chaos, weird news, and just enough nonsense to make you question why you listen… but also why you can’t stop.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, bro, weirdest thing is happening at the game. |
| 0:04.3 | This guy sitting next to me says, you're our good luck charm. |
| 0:07.5 | Every time I crack a Bud Light, we score a touchdown. |
| 0:10.2 | Now his entire family wants to buy me Bud Lights. |
| 0:12.9 | I think I'm some kind of a football profit. |
| 0:15.1 | Talk soon. |
| 0:15.8 | The team needs me. |
| 0:18.0 | Anything for Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of the NFL. Stock up today. Enjoy responsibly. Copyright |
| 0:25.9 | 2025 Anheuser-Busch, Bud Light Beer, St. Louis, Missouri. The choice of lawyers is an important |
| 0:31.5 | decision and should not be based solely on advertisements. You're an innocent victim, injured by |
| 0:36.5 | someone's carelessness. |
| 0:38.0 | We're Brown and Croupon. |
| 0:39.3 | If you've been hurt, you can get the help you need because we're here for you. |
| 0:45.8 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:48.0 | We love quoting movies, right? |
| 0:49.9 | You're on the show. |
| 0:50.5 | We're centipiles. |
| 0:51.8 | We're centipiles. |
| 0:53.1 | And you might not have realized you've been reciting some of the most iconic movie quotes wrong. |
| 1:00.2 | So I got a couple of movies here, and I will read you an iconic quote from the movie. |
| 1:05.7 | And you tell me if that's right or wrong. Okay. |
| 1:08.3 | Okay, we'll start with who's seen the movie Saw? |
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