Shifting the Seasons, Crime College, Joker, and Kal Penn

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

It's 90 million degrees in October so we are just gonna shift the seasons. Maybe add a new month. Someone has got to fix this and Greta Thunberg isn't getting the job done. Why are motorcycles so loud? Joker preview. Am I the Asshole. Voicemails: Complicated or Complex, Crime College, Nut Surgery, Chernobyl Tours Kal Penn joins the program to talk about his real name, why his wikipedia is mostly fake, getting lit on fire, his butt double, his time working with Obama and his new show Sunnyside.

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