Sherlock Holmes with Lena Moon

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.
0:07.0	Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:09.8	I'm Cass. He's Hayden.
0:11.3	Hello.
0:12.2	Oh, and who's she?
0:13.9	Oh, good, who is that?
0:14.6	Oh, my God.
0:15.5	Hello.
0:16.2	It's Lena Moo.
0:17.5	Hello.
0:18.2	I actually already knew that because I read the title of the episode.
0:20.5	Oh, God. You're one of our smart listeners. Reading is cheating. Hello. I actually already knew that because I read the title of the episode. Oh, God, you're one of our smart listeners. Reading is cheating. I like that nearly rhymes. Yeah. Well, it's based off the body dysmorphia one. Eating is cheating. Jesus Christ. Yeah, welcome to womanhood. Oh, I'm not happy to be here. Thank you, Dolly. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. That's right. Thank you, Kmart. Ew. Imagine that being the one that people remember you for. Imagine that being the quote, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, being like, that's my legacy. Here's what's fucked up as well is like, I'm not skinny, but I lost like maybe 10, 15ish
0:55.6	kilos.
0:55.9	Probably not that much.
0:56.4	Probably 10 kilos. I didn't really weigh myself. Anyway, but I lost a bunch of weight like last year. And now like it hurts when I sleep on my side because my knees knobble together and the bones of my knees touch now and it's not comfy. It's worse. And when I sit down for longer periods, my butt's too bony, and I get uncomfortable sitting in the movies.
1:13.7	It's way worse.
1:14.8	Oh. not comfy. It's worse. And when I sit down for longer periods, my butt's too bony and I get uncomfortable sitting
1:12.7	in the movies. It's way worse. Oh, and it is worse. It's way worse. Being chubby was way better. Welcome to thin winter. How is it? It's terrible. Thin winter's cold. But I do look good at a pair of jeans. Oh, I did so, you know, how are you? And it's all worth it.
1:28.5	And today's all worth it.
1:31.7	And today's topic is Sherlock Holmes.
1:33.0	Ooh.
1:43.0	Have you guys ever solved a mystery? I don't think I've ever solved a mystery, which is fucked up, because I feel like that I should have, I should have like five out of my belt by now. How big a mystery are we doing? Any level. Because puzzles daily. If something, if a machine's not working, and there's a mystery as to how the machine's not working, I'm in the machine. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? Which machine?
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