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Fictional

Sherlock Holmes: Burn

Fictional

Jason Weiser

Arts, History, Books

4.96K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

A man discovers something reading the paper on his train ride into London: he's wanted for murder. What does he do next? Lead police on a low-speed chase to 221B Baker Street.

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0:00.0

Hey, congratulations on selling your Kensington practice, Holmes said to his friend, who now had a lot more free time to hang out at Holmes's flat. Dr. Werner will not let it fall to ruin.

0:24.7

Dr. Watson sat back, puffing his pipe. He should hope not. Wait, he never told Holmes Dr. Werner

0:32.6

bought his practice. Detective, I detective things, Watson.I would think that after all these years, you might have caught up.

0:42.4

"'I'm Sherlock Holmes, and I'm—Sherlock, please stop.

0:46.8

"'I'm only going to ask you this once.

0:48.9

"'Did you have anything to do with me selling my practice,

0:52.2

"'so we would have more time to hang out?' "'Just then the bell rang. Oh, sweaty, but not exercise sweaty.

1:33.0

The, I've just discovered that I'm wanted for murder on my train ride into London type of sweaty.

1:39.1

He had loosened his tie and he was pacing Sherlock's flat, nearly hyperventilating.

1:45.1

Have a cigarette, Mr. McFarlane, Sherlock offered.

1:48.4

I'm sure that, with your symptoms, my friend Dr. Watson here would prescribe a sedative.

1:53.6

Stop asking me to do that. Dr. Watson frowed his prodigious brow for as great a detective

1:59.9

as he was. Sherlock still hadn't

2:02.1

deduced the location of Watson's old prescription pads. Watson, knowing how good a detective

2:07.5

Sherlock was, had burned them weeks ago. Sherlock rolled his eyes and turned back to the pacing

2:13.3

McFarlane. You mentioned your name as if I should recognize you, but I assure you that,

2:18.8

beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a Freemason, and an asthmatic,

2:24.8

I know nothing whatsoever about you. McFarlane gasped. How did Mr. Holmes know?

2:31.9

Watson shook his head, noting the man's untidy attire, bachelor, the chief of legal

2:37.4

papers, solicitor, the watch charm, Mason, and the breathing that he had taught Sherlock to spot,

2:44.8

asthmatic. Watson looked up from his paper and brief horror that, in an instant, he had deduced the same things as Sherlock.

2:52.6

No, he could have those same abilities and not be a jerk.

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