Sherlock Holmes: A Thousand Words

Fictional

Jason Weiser

Arts, History, Books

4.9 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Irene Adler. She's in one story, but she left such a permanent, indellible mark on Sherlock Holmes that he will now and forever refer to her as THE woman. Sherlock receives two visits in one night. One is expected: royalty with a problem that could alter the history of Europe. The other is a surprise: Watson, who's well on his way to a dad bod.

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Music:

The Gall” by Podington Bear

“Elephants On Parade” by Podington Bear

“The Confrontation” by Podington Bear

“PC Plodder” by Ketsa

“Catharcism” by Ketsa

“Buzzy Minuet” by Chad Crouch

Transcript

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0:00.0	Greetings Watson, you're looking fat, Sherlock announced to his old friend as he answered
0:10.9	the door.
0:11.9	Excuse me, Watson couldn't believe it.
0:15.1	I get married, I don't see you for months, meanwhile all I hear about is your alternating
0:19.6	cocaine and mystery solving benches, and so today I'm just passing by and that is the
0:24.5	first thing you say to me?
0:26.2	Sherlock looked his friend up and down.
0:28.3	It was obvious married life was treating him well.
0:31.0	What was it?
0:32.0	Seven and a half pounds?
0:33.5	Come on, Watson couldn't be mad, he'd come to see a detective after all.
0:38.5	Things were gonna get detected.
0:40.4	But like, you're off the clock, and it's me, man.
0:44.8	Watson adjusted his tie.
0:46.6	Besides, it's seven pounds, not seven and a half.
0:51.4	Is it though?
0:53.5	Also Watson, you need to fire your servant girl.
0:56.5	Sherlock stepped to the side and waved Watson inside.
0:59.2	Yes, I'm quite aware we just let her...
1:01.3	Oh, wait, how'd you...
1:03.4	Oh, right, deduction, got it.
1:07.2	There was a long, awkward pause before Watson spoke again.
	...

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