The Michael Barry show. It's been a rough rough week for our HPD officers. Every one of you out there. God bless you.

You guys are on the front lines of the nonsense

That is going on and there is a lot of nonsense going on that you didn't ask for and you're out there doing your jobs

But this was not a high point

There was a sex doll

Must taken for a human body in Northeast

Harris County

ABC 13 goes you can't call it a sex doll apparently the news director must have x-nade the sex doll reference

ABC 13 goes with the euphemism calling it and you ready for this from all

It's an intimacy doll

Oh, oh no, sorry. It's the sheriff's department. I had originally heard that was HPD. I just saw the story

Okay

The sheriff responding units responded to the 5800 block of bronze wig

The body of a deceased female was discovered foul play is suspected

homicide investigators en route

Says they received a call about a partially open bag in the woods just before 3 p.m.

decomposing as it were

When deputies arrived at the scene they saw what appeared to be a human in the bag

And suspected foul play. Oh, that was foul play. All right, brother

You know stand back. We'll need to preserve the body fluids. Yes preserve the body fluids

That's how we'll know who did this oh

Hell it's a sex doll

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