Shep's Toast (Southern Charm S11 Reunion Pt. 2 and RHOBH S15 E15)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 112 minutes

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Shep's Toast" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Andy Cohen getting mad at Sarah Michelle Gellar, how we both go to sleep at night, and the RHONJ casting news.(00:00 - 23:35) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion and assess the season overall. (23:35) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 15) - "To Be or to Chat GPT". (01:16:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.1	Okay, let's get started.
0:09.1	Just raise your glasses high.
0:13.2	Turtle time.
0:17.3	Simon Cowell took a break from being a terrible person and decided to say something nice about someone for once.
0:24.2	That's right. He pulled a full-blown Susan Boyle and said Tom Sandival could make a lot of money in the music industry.
0:30.1	But just wait because there was a little bit of cheekiness in that answer.
0:34.0	He said he could make a lot of money playing at weddings and birthday parties. That's Simon
0:38.9	Cowell for you, a little bit of hard truth with a huge dose of humor. Amy, how does Simon get away with
0:45.0	this every time? Doesn't Sandival do those things already? Yeah, he didn't know what the hell he was talking
0:52.1	about, Simon Cowell. They got him, he got him.
0:54.6	He was like about to go to the airport or something.
0:56.8	And he just, they asked him about Tom Sandoval and he kind of offered that analysis,
1:02.0	but he doesn't know shit about him outside of his performance on American Idol a year ago.
1:07.9	Do you remember?
1:08.6	Yeah.
1:09.3	I've seen, I remember for a while, you know, when everyone was
1:12.5	talking about Sandoval and the most extras, someone posted that he performed at their wedding. And I think
1:18.6	it was revealed that it was like 50 grand or something crazy because there's so many people in the band,
1:23.5	which obviously is exorbitant. But if I had unlimited funds, what would be more fun than that than at your after party at midnight or something? Tom Sandoval and the most extras coming out, like everyone would totally piss their pants. They would. Dun, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. You'd be like, holy fucking shit. Tom Sandoval, the most extras are the band at my wedding.
1:46.8	I mean, you know, everyone would.
1:48.8	You'd drop all your hatred and you'd just be like, holy shit, this is crazy.
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