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Shelfology in the Time of Monsters: Season Six Begins

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Note: this episode was recorded on August 1, prior to far-right attacks that took place across the UK at the weekend. Science has done it all: it’s created Woke Algeria to oppress the Italians, it’s created a Labour party that can only concede to the right no matter what the issue, and it’s created the purest expression of Hussein dropping in with a joke that obliterates the entire cast with absolutely no warning. This is both a grim and fun episode given the current state of British politics, and we are both inspired by scenes of solidarity and horrified by the general state of things.  If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture KJB LIVE ALERT Kill James Bond are doing three nights at Conway Hall in Central London on 9th, 10th, and 11th August, and there’s also livestream tickets available if you can’t make it! Details are available here: https://www.killjamesbond.com/live MILO ALERT  Milo’s special ‘Voicemail’ is premiering on YouTube on July 10th - check it out here:https://youtu.be/x4oTP3M6ppo Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

Hey, folks. Have you seen this news about crowd strike?

0:19.0

Apparently, the crowd and Olympic boxing went on strike because it lasted only 46 seconds.

0:25.2

I mean, yeah, I guess apart from anything else, imagine having like ringside tickets to that

0:31.0

boxing match and you just, you're in there for like a minute and a half and then everyone

0:37.3

goes insane about it.

0:39.3

It's the one Olympic event you're able to get tickets to see. You're like, oh, I'm really going

0:43.4

to feel a part of the city. I'm going to go to the Olympics. You go there. A woman gets like hit

0:48.8

too hard. Well, because it costs, yeah, it costs like, I think think one of my friends wanted to go see an Olympic tennis match.

0:54.6

And they were like, yeah, it's 200 euros like per match, right?

0:58.0

So it's not like, so you sort of pay for individual events.

1:01.1

So if you've paid like 200 euros plus for like 46 seconds, it's such a high rate.

1:07.0

I guess it depends on what context and what activity you're doing to decide whether those 46 seconds are worth it.

1:12.6

But I guess doing kind of like consumer protection, doing like watchdog shit to be like, the Olympics, the amount of time you get to spend in your seat as they compete, they're doing their best to make it shorter every year.

1:26.6

And they literally count and

1:28.3

set records for how little sport you are able to see by time for the amount that you're

1:33.8

paying. The whole thing is a scam, it's rigged, and it's rigged against the interest of you,

1:38.8

the consumer.

1:39.8

I would argue that if you're in a combat sport, you and you're a participant, like, your

1:44.7

ambition is to probably make it last for as short as possible.

1:47.3

Yeah, because otherwise, otherwise they're hitting you, right?

1:49.7

You don't want to be doing Rocky, like Rocky movies every time you're in the ring, right?

1:53.6

You don't want to be doing 10 rounds.

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